by Rob The Slumlord November 13, 2023
Get the Floppy Johnsmug. The ultimate ladies man. We call him the female whisperer. When he whistles, he sounds like a mockingbird. He has the biggest feet. Girls want to suck his toes. He looks like the person that would get face tattoos.
by John Leary March 29, 2019
Get the John Edwardmug. 
Biggest pussy every, likes to fuck sheep and any other barn yard animals. Offer can be found in a gay bar or ur local barn and is also a necrophiliac.
by Badass6995 June 6, 2018
Get the Chris johnsmug. by Factman007 July 26, 2017
Get the john borushmug. Loves the word, "Poopy in my butthole, Poopy in my butthole." looks like a rat. And wil forver be 4'2. Loves poopy in my butthole. Cant skate for his life.
by yungggphat July 2, 2019
Get the John Ham Boymug. A famous painter who loved to create magnificent detailed and colorful artwork-renderings of the different makes/models of zippy cars that traverse Germany's high-speed motorways.
Like his well-known feathered-friend-image-painting counterpart, John James Autobahn's one big regret about his work was that he was obliged to bring to a stop and park each of the speedy cars that he "captured on canvas", so that said "subject" vehicle would stay still for him to scrutinize its minute features and reproduce them with his pigments. John was famously known as"the boy who hated garages" --- he felt that these man-made and "confining" monstrosities were all so hideously ugly, and that the fast and nimble "light on their wheels" vehicles he loved were so much more beautiful and delightful to observe when they were out roaming and racing about, just as free as the air they passed through.
by QuacksO April 27, 2019
Get the John James Autobahnmug.