Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!

1.When you are are told never knew before

2. Somebody tells you something shocking
.

1 me: this ain't half a gram - in at 0.48 including baggy!

Mate. No a half here is never 0.5.it's a 0.4 max

Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and Fuck me Sideways! That's a new one on me!

2.

Mate: I have a o ways wanted to shag you!

Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!

by SKULLION 💀 April 17, 2022

Why does the universe have 2 sides?

Oh! Sabine! OK! Remember how I said that the universe cannot come from nothing because it violates Newtons 1st law of motion?

Hym "So, why does the universe have 2 sides? Well, let me ask you this: Is the splatter... Of the matter... Consistent... WITH A COLLISION COMING FROM THE DIRECTION OF THE EMPTY SECTION OF THE UNIVERSE!? RIGHT? What if... The BANG... Of the big bang... Is a collision with another singularity!? Right!? So... Imagine a water balloon filled with marbles floating in space. The water is made of space-time. The marbles are made of all of the elements of the universe. Right? Now... Imagine that water balloon getting slammed into by another water balloon (presumably also filled with marbles). Now imagine watching that collision in slow motion. What happens to the marbles? It's not exact but you see what I'm saying, right? Because it's not marbles and water it's 'space-time' and 'matter' and the laws of the universe lead the matter to do whatever it does. Right? We've been hit! Where'd we get hit from? SABINE! Calculate direction and trajectory! And prepare to return fire!"

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025