Cocoanut moment

When someone unironically says some really stupid shit and its funny as fuck

or
when someone has a brain boom and our meer ape brains could never hope to understand their logic

hey man, what do you think Nutella is made of?

bro probably cocoa nuts.

this is a cocoanut moment because person 2 said something so dumb without thinking and it ended up being really funny

by KZMI November 8, 2020

Crusader Moment

1. When someone doxes an innocent person for no reason.

2. You have someone's life in your hands in a malicious manner.

1.

Friend 1: Hey have you heard what one guy did?
Friend 2: What did he do?
Friend 1: He pulled a Crusader Moment on Jellybean!
Friend 2: Ban him rn!

2. Hey guys I pulled a Crusader Moment on this person because I hate her and now her life is at my hands MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

by FlareDaStriker April 27, 2022

Dark 5 Moment

When you know exactly what you are supposed to do, but still fuck it up anyway.

Person 1: Are you sure you got all of them?
Person 2: Yeah, they all say immune.
Person 1: No they don't you missed one, that's a dark 5 moment bro.
Person 2: Go Fuck yourself.

by Arkeon December 1, 2021

cis moment

aaden.

when some dumbass says some dumb shit.

ape: “you were being inconsiderate”

kayleigh: “cis moment lol”

by tittylover69 June 17, 2021

dirk moment

When something happens that relates to Jake Paul’s character from Bizaardvark, “Dirk”.

Jake Paul knocks out Ben Askren, “Dirk moment”.

by Cam Hulst April 17, 2021

catwalk moment

When you have a brainwave and there is a knot in your head that desolves

e.g. that you suddenly understand catwalk is the word for runway walking because cats walk the same way. that's a catwalk moment then

by LennLennLenn April 26, 2020

jooj moment

When someone suddenly finds out something and reacts in a funny way

Wow,you just found that out? jooj moment.

by marcock December 21, 2021