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Fuck me like a monkey

1. A formal request for a celebration of love, super kinky-style.

2. An impassioned cry of frustration, used to substitute for the more common damn, shit, or fuck. Used in the most egregious situations only.

3. A solemn request, to a monkey, for sexual intercourse. This is illegal to say to a monkey.
Upon finding out that Eduardo was well-endowed, I flirted with him and asked him to please fuck me like a monkey.

Dude, I heard Sarah Palin and Donald Trump might run together, FUCK ME LIKE A MONKEY! Makes me want to nominate Paris Hilton instead.
by droidlover November 22, 2011
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"Likes it in the Hole" Song

A song sung in high school locker rooms, mostly by wrestlers. The song uses a name that is 3 syllables long. It is about gay someone is and how he "likes it in the hole."
"Likes it in the Hole" Song

"Shia Labeouf likes it in the hole
Shia Labeouf's gonna take it in the hole
Hoo Hoo Hoo
Shia Labeouf likes it in the ass
Shia Labeouf's gonna take it in the ass
Hee Hee Hee"
...and so and so forth
by FLIPFLOPFLIPFLOP March 8, 2010
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tweeting like a budgie

Someone on twitter who is constantly leaving messages (tweeting) resembling the way a budgie constantly literally tweets.
first tweet: im so bored
second tweet(one second later): someone say something
third tweet(one second later): come on
fourth tweet(one second later): omg

other persons tweet: your tweeting like a budgie
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grilled like cheese

Dude after that blunt, I was grilled like cheese.
by felicia face October 23, 2008
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squirts like a grapefruit

when a girl squirts an excessive amount of pussy juice therefor acting as a grapefruit when you squeeze it.
Your mother squirts like a grapefruit when im busy fucking her. She squirts so much i think i'll make a pussy juice cocktail tonight.
by pussyjuicecocktail August 13, 2012
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Trish like fish

Religious organization based in Azerbaijan which worships Trisha Paytas
See you at the next Trish like fish meeting
by MAYBEIFYOUSTANNEDLOONA March 19, 2021
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Hung like a slut

A big, droopin and drippin, sloppy used up vagina
Hey how was Alisha?

Shit, bro. She was hung like a slut!
by Beef Missile November 4, 2013
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