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milk the bean

After a girl gets creampied and she then proceeds to masturbate and squirter the cum across the room.
She really likes to milk the bean
by Jacob the bean milker March 15, 2021
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Beans

Beans are seed like food. Beans are what cause late night farts. They are what cause your significant other to kick you out of the bed at 2am. They are what cause people to smell and make weird faces. They also cause big shits and make you smell like sweaty pits.
Ass: farts

Me: I ate beans earlier!!!!
by MARGRET MARY July 12, 2017
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Bean

Not Bean(s) but just a bean for the small-mouthed
by FrappaCHINA December 7, 2020
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bestest bean

To be someone’s ‘bestest bean’ is to be someone who is the kindest, most supportive, amazing human bean on the planet. You share music taste and food and dream of going to every concert possible. Concerts are fun.
Person 1: Who’s that?

Person 2: They’re my bestest bean on the planet. They’re pretty damn cool.
by youruncertainshadow February 22, 2020
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Fiddle your bean February

“how many times a day are ya beat your meat next February”, “you mean fiddle my bean? ,”what.”, “yo it’s Fiddle your bean February “, “ohh gotcha”
by penis retard 69 April 20, 2018
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Bean

The dumbest thing you could ever call someone. If you’ve ever called someone bean you deserve the death penalty and to die the slowest most painful death possible. You deserve even worse if it’s used to talk about a significant other or a guy/girl best friend.
Bean guess what just happened. Hey bean hows it going?
by human toaster oven February 9, 2021
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bean buzzer

Electronic device that stimulates the bean between the female legs.
I accidentally stumbled on my daughter’s bean buzzer. I told her pack that shit up!
by Bunger13 September 29, 2022
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