Kiss Shot

When Smoking Weed, One Person Takes A Drag, Holds It In, And Kisses Someone Exhaling, While The Person Receiving Is Inhaling.

Guy:: -Takes A Drag And Kisses The Girl-

Girl:: -Inhales The Drag-

Guy2:: Nice Kiss Shot.

by xwatevx35 May 16, 2010

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Poseidon’s Kiss

When you are taking a dump, poo, duke, you know… a shit and a big one plops down into the toilet bowl causing a splash. When this splash of water reaches up and tickles the balls and kisses the taint is called a Poseidon’s Kiss. Just a gift from the god of the sea to wish you luck on your next adventure.

While using the airport bathroom and squeezing out a massive duke, he was blessed with a tender Poseidon’s Kiss.

by Zeus’Throne October 14, 2022

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Poseidon’s Kiss

When you drop the kids off at the pool and dookie water splashes up on your sphincter

Bro 1: Bro I just took a fat shit!
Bro 2: Bro how fat?
Bro 1: Bro I got a major Poseidon’s Kiss.
Bro 2: No bueno bro…

by bussyslurper June 21, 2024

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Septic kiss

When two people pull their buttcheeks apart and touch assholes

Wanna get crazy and give me a fresh septic kiss?

by Tjbigga August 19, 2023

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Septic Kiss

When solid output into the toilet is ongoing, you flush while still seated to "clear things up." The toilet clogs (unbeknownst to you!); the water rises up and kisses your ______.

"Honey, you just took a shower...why are you in there again?"

"Oh my GOD! I got Septic Kissed!"

by Elk e summer September 20, 2011

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