Meat Blanket

Foreskin- the skin covering the head of a cock

Hazza was rushed to the emergency department after getting his 'meat blanket' caught in the zipper of his acid wash Levi's.

by Ezy-G June 5, 2022

spicy meat

A popular text of Ainsley Harriott

hot and spicy meat

by dank-ass ninja February 23, 2017

street meat

A misogynistic man that has been run over by a motor vehicle at a rate of speed fast enough to kill him on impact.

Woman 1: Can you believe the foul things he said about her? I hope karma gets him.

woman 2: Didn’t you see the news? He’s street meat now. Good riddance!

by sorryboutit123 August 2, 2023

shaved meat

When you manscape and nik your dick.

I was on the shitter manscaping and then i shaved meat. Boi did that hurt.

by El_chopo June 30, 2021

meat carrot

Man penis made for men

Now I want a Meat Carrot

by ManBuns April 20, 2022

Meat Trumpet

A tiny penis
A small wrinkled male organ

Coach Eli a.k.a Elias Melas loves playing with ODN's a.k.a Cole Cortner's shriveled little meat trumpet.

Eli can play with Cole Cortner's Meat Trumped like an all day sucker

Cole Cortner also likes getting Cucked by Elia Dimitri Melas

by Vyvyan Bastard January 5, 2025

meat garatine

It's when your best freind or worse enemy is sleeping and you sneak up on them with a glass of water than you pull out your dick and slap them in the face hard as you can with your dick so they wake up than you splash water in their face and yell YOU HAVE JUST BEEN MEAT GARATINED BITCH

Yo Johnny you have just been meat garatined bitch

by Sexybigdadyd March 14, 2016