A "Simon moment" is a broad generalization referring to instances where individuals named Simon make decisions, especially those related to finance, that turn out to be poor and don't withstand scrutiny. A typical "Simon moment" involves a person doing something that the average person considers to be outdated or "stupid".
Joe experienced a real 'Simon moment' when he invested all his savings in GameStop without researching its background or market trends.
by 911Jesus November 20, 2023
by BijansInvention July 07, 2020
Developed as a sort of "Friend Shared" meme by Jaliximorph on steam, also coined by the fan created OC Character of the Same name for the Warhammer 40k Universe.
Linked aswell to Vascus Moment which is in the same context, as the two are often featured together.
The situations Jalix finds himself in are usually where against all odds, he completely annihilates everything in his way, while being completely oblivious to what is going on.
Linked aswell to Vascus Moment which is in the same context, as the two are often featured together.
The situations Jalix finds himself in are usually where against all odds, he completely annihilates everything in his way, while being completely oblivious to what is going on.
*Destroys an Army, while humming to himself*
Vascus: Dude, did you just have another Jalix Moment?
Jalix: *Stops humming* Huh wut?
*Plows through a wall after being called from a different room*
Guy: OVER HERE JALIX, Stop having Jalix Moments.
Jalix: Im not gonna pay for this wall, y'know that right?
Vascus: Dude, did you just have another Jalix Moment?
Jalix: *Stops humming* Huh wut?
*Plows through a wall after being called from a different room*
Guy: OVER HERE JALIX, Stop having Jalix Moments.
Jalix: Im not gonna pay for this wall, y'know that right?
by fayulcaek January 09, 2012
A catch all phrase to describe behaviour that singles one out and paints themselves as an enormous target - be it in a career suicide moment or social catastrophe.
Did you see him just shake hands with the OC with butter all over his hands? Such a Reid moment
Being banned from your local Chinese takeaway because you passed out playing league too hard and couldn't pay the delivery driver
Being banned from your local Chinese takeaway because you passed out playing league too hard and couldn't pay the delivery driver
by Edward.reid109 August 15, 2024
I was getting Head of the Moment last night and it was so good and it made me so happy that I was like, "I'm finna buy you whatever you want, Kat!"
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