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Stalker Friend Syndrome

When you date someone and then their best friend (usually a grenade or a choade) starts stalking you.
Guy 1: Dude, her best friend keeps liking all my statuses. She won't leave me alone.
Guy 2: Girl's got Stalker Friend Syndrome.
by tbaaaby November 6, 2010
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adult friend finder

(N.B. not to be confused with AdultFriendFinder, therefore all my words have to be written separately and with lower-case letters)

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local Craigslist page

b) a MILF that has become your craigshook who helps you hook up with other MILF'S.
dude 1) I don't have friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to help me find friends among their adult friends?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.
by Sexydimma April 15, 2014
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Girl Best Friend

A girl best friend is a young woman who will take care of you as if you were her own brother or sister.
She’ll hype you up and boost your ego when you need it, but she won’t be afraid to give it to you straight when you’re wrong.
She’ll never fail to be there when you need somebody to listen to your problems, anxieties, or insecurities.
She’ll sometimes know you better than you know yourself.
She will love you and have your back ‘till the very end.
Lastly, she will paint your world with her kindness. What more could you ask for?

Now stop reading this definition and go tell your girl best friend that you love and appreciate her. :)
Friend: “Dude... Did Maddie write you an entire song?”
You: “Yep.”
Friend: “And you two aren’t dating?”
You: “Nope. She’s my girl best friend.”
by Oneofone77 August 31, 2019
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Ze Perfect Friend

Ze perfect friend is the highest tier of friendship one could achieve. To call someone a perfect friend is to bestow upon them a title worthy of royalty. Please, do not use this term lightly when describing another!

You seem to feel that you can trust them with any secret be it dark or deeply emotional. They are able to give you a sense of comfort which is unparalleled by that of another person, and will at most times leave you wondering and stunned in both amazement and gratitude that you found such a person.

Ze perfect friend never seems to get boring or dull. Sure they have their off moments. But you find yourself always eagerly waiting for that next call/text/meet-up. You’ll share stories and random shit back and forth in the most casual manner.

Their humour is golden. It just seems to click in a seamless manner in which they have the uncanny ability to have you smile one second and in tears of laughter the next. Your inside jokes are one of a kind. Ze perfect friend knows where the boundaries are yet skilfully and masterfully is able to dance across these boundaries.

One thing is for certain. However you want to describe it. You and them, seem to ride the exact same wavelength. To such an extent that your typical behaviour around friends doesn’t exist around them. Where instead, you can truly express yourself as the most real version of yourself without fear or judgement. And that’s what you’ll find yourself attached to. That feeling of freedom when around them.
Thomas: “Like I hate saying this. But you are ze perfect friend people should have”
Sarina: “I honestly don’t even know what to answer rn cause this is literally so fucking beautiful
by Vastillios October 4, 2020
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She’s just a friend

She’s just a friend is a verse by a dumb blonde named adrien who can not see love for marinette but ladybug.
Me going after Marinette? No she’s just a friend!
by shesnotjustafriend May 12, 2021
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Night time friends

Night time friends are people you first meet during the night time most of the time at parties and then one day you see them in public and aren't sure to say hi or not because it may or may not be awkward as fuck
Yea so I saw this dude that I met at the party last night, at Walmart and we made really awkward eye contact. I guess were only night time friends.
by Mznasty March 2, 2014
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new age friend

A way to say you are having sex with someone without admitting to being a whore
He's not really a boyfriend, he's my new age friend. - Cat
by Student420 December 4, 2007
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