Zach

An amazing handsome man that takes care of the people and things he love. He may look mean and built like a bus but he’s gotta big heart and an even bigger cock. He loves to play sports and contribute to his country. He hopes to keep increasing in the Navy.

Person 1: who’s that guy

Person 2: I heard that’s Zach and if you get in the bed with him he’ll straighten your pipes.

Zach by Uhhhh daddy December 3, 2020

Zach

The leader of the frat. Zach is a guy who is a fuckin rager. He is always down to party and is the ultimate milf puller. He will steal your girl without even try and don’t even think of taking his girl because he could beat your ass. Zach is fucking yolked as well.

“Damn is that Zach the guy with a big dick?”

“Oh my gosh Zach your so hot”

Zach by anonymous January 31, 2021

Zach

A type of kid diagnosed with cancer.

Hey zach you have fucking cancer.

Zach by Sam Kakos February 27, 2021

Zach

Player type sometimes but literally adorable: some people fall really hard got this dude

Zach is so cute

Zach by Itsfictional💀 March 1, 2021

Zach

When someone steals your kill in a video game.

"Dude did you seriously just Zach my kill?!"

Zach by Sir_SleepSword February 13, 2021

zach

short spekys

acts hard until you do anything to him then he goes all pussy

zach : fight me bro

person : ok

zach : WHAT HY WHAT DID I DO

zach by oliftyuirtf April 4, 2021

zach

an ugly musty crusty homophobic racist sexist walmart gumpy looking bitch who can’t keep his dick in his pants

ew, zach is so weird. he flirta with everyone at our school

zach by evie.is.sad April 10, 2021