“Up yours” is a multi-word consisting of the adverb “up”, which generally indicates the direction looking away from earth toward the sky and “yours” is a possessive pronoun used to show possession or belonging to a person.
Tom: Say baby, you want to go out on a date this weekend we could have some fun.
Suzie: No Tom, I do not like you, you have a huge beer gut, I do not date men like you.
Tom: up yours bitch!
Suzie: No Tom, I do not like you, you have a huge beer gut, I do not date men like you.
Tom: up yours bitch!
by Billy BullSchitter August 1, 2016
Get the up yoursmug. 1. Used when you were moded and don't know how to respond to the statement in a sensible manner (This CAN be funny, but be careful! You can sometimes leave hard feelings/hurt emotions when talking about someone's "momma"
Friends kicking it at a basketball game...
Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friends: OHHHHH!! YOUR MOM'S ON OFFENSE!!
(all share a good laugh)
OR, HURT EMOTIONS VERSION
Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friend: *shakes head in disbelief* Too far, man. *comforts Guy 2*
Guy 2: *snivel* ...My mom's not even ON offense!!
Guy 1: Alright, I'm sorry, man.
(group hug)
Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friends: OHHHHH!! YOUR MOM'S ON OFFENSE!!
(all share a good laugh)
OR, HURT EMOTIONS VERSION
Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friend: *shakes head in disbelief* Too far, man. *comforts Guy 2*
Guy 2: *snivel* ...My mom's not even ON offense!!
Guy 1: Alright, I'm sorry, man.
(group hug)
by samantha-fantha February 16, 2013
Get the your mommug. by thongremover45 February 16, 2023
Get the Your Stepdadmug. Wow, that girl has some really nice ass, I would
definitely call her Your Thighness.
"I will do whatever you want me to, your thighness"
- every partner Nickey Minaj has ever had
definitely call her Your Thighness.
"I will do whatever you want me to, your thighness"
- every partner Nickey Minaj has ever had
by De Finer February 10, 2021
Get the Your Thighnessmug. This is most commonly used on a school bus from naive students to support their gossip, even if it's literally a frickin' compliment.
by SpeedoThreeSixty December 21, 2020
Get the Your face ismug. a phrase that you can use to insult anyone. very versatile.. only the educated people will understand...
by Your actual mom December 9, 2019
Get the your hairlinemug. 