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Business Breakfast

When you are a server or a barista, a sure sign that you are not going to get tipped.
Server: That will be five complicated lattes, a bagel toasted at exactly 185 degrees, and 8 ounces of cold soy milk over chocolate ice cubes. That'll be 15.50.

Customers: Here's exact change. We pay enough for you kids. Now, give us 3 tables we can move together and horde for the next three hours.

Server: Oh, you guys must be having a business breakfast.
by ServingLouie May 7, 2011
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Business Clubsual

Word is from Guido descent
Worn in the workplace that could also be worn to the club
Attire worn to work that is inappropriate and/or ridiculous
Person #1: Wow, you can almost see her butt in that outfit. Who wears that to work!
Person #2: It must be Business Clubsual Friday!
by WGD September 17, 2012
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junk business

A male's sexual netheregions including but not limited to the twig and the berries.
That girl on TRL just grabbed Nelly's junk business.
by The Pants off Dance off March 30, 2009
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small business

a hard working bitch who gets shit done
Amanda: how do i start a small business?
Bob: Sacrifice your Life!
by nothoughtsjustmonke March 12, 2021
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the business lunch

the action of recieving oral pleasure while talking on your cell phone or recieving phone calls during such action
After everyone left I got the business lunch
by B-Dubs managers November 3, 2006
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Business wank

noun. A bout of masturbation conducted purely for practical reasons. It can be enjoyed, but that is not its purpose. It is done solely to necessarily relieve high stress, drain one's blue balls, or because the next opportunity to have one off the wrist could be far into the future.
"Yo, what took you so long?"

"Sorry, I've got dinner with my girlfriend's parents tonight, then we're all staying at this place with paper-thin walls and we can't bang later, so I had to have a quick business wank."
by burnard August 17, 2014
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Lisa's business

The act of doing a poo. Often accompanied by excessive flatulence and smell. The poo is often runny.
I'll be right back, I've got to run and do my Lisa's business.
by True Dictionary Teller January 11, 2023
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