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'doing a wilson'

A phrase, used while playing football to describe awful captaincy.

When a team is 'doing a wilson', the bad result is blamed on the captains leadership & the team must be:

Losing by more than 100 goals
Falling out with each other
Executing awful tactics
Paul: That was a bad game
Josh: Our team was 'doing a wilson'
Paul: Where did that phrase even originate from?
Josh: Some idiot captain called Sam Wilson, who used to make his team lose every week by awful captaincy.
by InformaUltras September 3, 2014
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gage wilson

Hey, who’s that?
Oh that’s just Gage Wilson
by Aye4343 July 27, 2019
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Chris Wilson

The only way to define this guy is- an absolute tank. Fully pumped from a home gym sesh- no reduced food from the bargain basement will be unscathed from this weapon.

The talk of the town? He is the only voice of the town. His elegant multi-tonal, animal impersonating voice would make a 100 piece acapella group quiver with his pigeon impression.

Hardworking, funny, handsome.. it's a shame because Chris isn't any of these things- what a legend!
Josh: Have you seen Chris Wilson today?

Me: No, why?

Josh: The absolute tank is emptying the clearance section again- 2 sandwiches, 1 family pack of crisps, large drink, 1 hot pastry and a large swiss roll.. all for lunch. Absolutely unhinged that boy. Wish I could be like Chris Wilson.
by Manomasa1 August 11, 2022
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Angry Wilson

When you are having sex with a girl on her period, you pull out, get a handful of blood and put the hand print on her face….and yell Wilson!!!
Dude my girl was on her rags last night and I did an Angry Wilson….
by Coojax December 2, 2022
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sinner Wilson

an offensive term for a person charged with, and subsequently imprisoned for, economic crimes such as tax fraud, tax evasion, insurance scams and ponze schemes.
a good modern example of a sinner Wilson, IMHO, would be Bernard Maddoff or Conrad Black
by Sexydimma October 17, 2017
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Ben Wilson

A big fat ginger

He likes to suck peins and kiss people called shea
Shea: likes people called Ben
Ben: Shea lets shag Ben Wilson
by Jklollulmonkaswillyha August 27, 2020
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phil wilson

a hot guy hu loves laura hill lots and will do nething 4 her
omg hes so hot he must be a phil wilson
by phill lova July 20, 2004
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