Like Reading Braille

When a chick's tits are so small feeling her chest is like attempting to read braille.

"Man her tits are so small, I may have to learn to read braille before I nail her!"

(Thus feeling her up is like reading braille)

by Brandaminator October 02, 2006

You This Read Wrong

The name says it all.

A copy-and-pasted term always found in the comments section of popular YouTube videos intended to get likes so the comment gets to the top. Usually written by ten year olds to help their self esteem. Also almost always comes after the mind trick or phrase "I have a dig bick."

Person 1: (Passes note to person 2)
*I have a dig bick
You this read wrong*

Person 2: OK you got me bro.

by I u53 h@x October 16, 2017

Reading Roast Dinner

A sex act involving two consenting adults of either gender.

Meat and two veg - ALL IN

I'm feeling freaky, it's a Reading Roast Dinner or nothing and I mean to have you even if it's by burglary!

by the plagiarist June 29, 2011

rainbow read me

To speak to some one as if they where a child or stupid

Welcome to Verizon! Would you like to upgrade your iPhone today? "DONT RAINBOW READ ME NIGGA!"

by Da- April 07, 2023

Read the fuckin' manga

When someone asks questions about the plot or an event in an anime that has yet to occur.

"Do you think Haki has different forms other than the three basic ones?"
"Go read the fuckin' manga"

by TheBirdOfHermes July 29, 2019

read theory depression

When you get read theory homework and you feel so upset that you want to kill yourself and smash your computer.

boy 1: Have you done the read theory?
Boy2: Nah man I smashed my computer because I got diagnosed with read theory depression.

by February 02, 2021

a book on how to read

A VERY useless item, the most useless item

Human one: Human two is like a book on how to read
Human two: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

by AVeryDumbHuman May 27, 2022