keep your wig on

It means stay calm, don't get excited, don't lose your head, keep your cool. Dose and does are two different words.

She: Why tf did you do that!
He: Alright don't get mad at me. Keep your wig on.

by Cringe fest. March 9, 2021

wig wag

1) A less fashionable tool.
2) Someone who exists well beyond the point of homo-suspicion.

1) Carson Daily is such a wig wag.
2) Carson Daily is such a wig wag.

by Ian Morrison and Justin Dixon September 28, 2006

Split your wig

To cut someones head open with an axe.

im gonna split yo wig

by Jackass January 15, 2004

Lola Luftnagle Wig

A dayglo-colored, anime character-type wig. As seen on Lola Luftnagle (Lilly Truscott's alter-ego from the Disney Channel series Hannah Montana)

Sometimes when we go clubbing, my girlfriend likes to rock a Lola Luftnagle wig with skin-tight pleather pants and stiletto heals... Damn she looks hot when she does that!

by leminyelloblak December 30, 2010

Split my wig

To get a haircut

I'm about to split my wig.

by ToPdOg November 12, 2003

Wig-wearing asshole

Donald Trump, the president of the United States of America. He's an asshole that wears a wig

Jerry: "did you see Donald trump on the news yesterday?"
John: "Ha! You mean that wig-wearing asshole?"

by Dick biscuit July 19, 2018

pubic chin wig

A beard or goatee, especially one grown by a high school age male.

"Dude, what's with the pubic chin wig?"
"I'm trying to look 21 so I can get into the hot new club."

by bethany bigguns February 5, 2010