by Hitlers foreskin November 27, 2018

Stacy: What are you doing step bro?
*Suddenly, Sweet Home Alabama begins playing throughout the home. The cops show up seven minutes later.*
*Suddenly, Sweet Home Alabama begins playing throughout the home. The cops show up seven minutes later.*
by 7568ino November 19, 2023

"I do what I want" Is something said by someone who does what they want, that person is probably superior to the people around them.
by Grouchy Buddha March 2, 2023

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

Hym "Sit on my face please? Ma'am- Er, uh- Officer? Can I request my last meal early? No? I'll confess immediately if you let me hit it from the back? You got me! I was conspiring to murder that pussy, baby! I'M GONNA SHOOT!!! My load in you...? What DO you say when the cops come calling? I mean, you know what they say: The cops can't come calling if you're coming in a cop! Uum... Do I fill out the paperwork BEFORE or AFTER I fill you... Out? Up? I donno... But yeah, one of those ☝️
by Hym Iam March 1, 2025

Tina: Why’d you take that bandage off your head?! That shit is bleeding!
Mike: cuz that’s what you do!
Mike: cuz that’s what you do!
by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx August 8, 2024
