Greasy Weasel

1: A rodent that is slippery.

2: When lubricating a weasel or other rodent and letting it run wild at another person's asshole while they are blindfolded.

1: That rat is such a greasy weasel.

2: I tied her up and let my ferret Sanchez give her a greasy weasel.

by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006

hide the weasel

A reference to sex

Tom asked susie if she would help him hide the weasel.

by ApplesandBananas987373 January 16, 2011

weasel demon

Someone, usually a man who likes to play with penis's

Phrase arose in the pub, thought a mate called me a WEASEL DEMON, when he actually asked for the time. funny stuff

"Shut your face you WEASEL DEMON!"

by kyle June 24, 2004

Stink Weasel

A phrase commonly shouted by the drunken biker lady, who sits by herself at the show; perhaps a type of mating call?

"Stink WEASEL!!!"

by Justinsmith1 October 1, 2006

pussy-weasel

A pussy-weasel in a person who is afraid of any confrontation with the people or person they are ripping off. One who talks shit but never backs it up. A sneaky person who hides behind a female.

That pussy-weasel sold me some fake bapes (shoes) and I haven't seen him since. No one likes a pussy-weasel.

by Primo Jones August 14, 2006

crack weasel

An extreme brown noser that thrives to get thier nose a little further up the bosses ass

Look at that toupin over there, he's such a crack weasel.

by Perday November 1, 2013

beaver weasel

It's a farting game. The object of the game is after one commits the deed, all others in the surrounding area have but mere nanoseconds to touch wood with one hand, whilst placing the thumb of the free hand atop the head, wiggling their fingers and screaming "Beaver Weasel"...the last person to do so, is the loser and figuratively earns the title of "Fart Eater Extradionaire". Originally played in the halls of Montezuma.

Sylvia Louise enters five seconds after her asshole trumpets her arrival, causing a great panic amongst the group assembled, as each person looks for a piece of wood, Sylvia pulls a wooden spatula from behind her back and places her dainty hand upon on her head, fingers a wiggling and triumphantly screams "Beaver Weasel, you ate it!"

by SkunksGet a bad rap July 13, 2007