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A forest-conservationist's verbal equivalent to da large-mammal-lover's "Only elephants should wear ivory" saying.
Tipping trees for making wreaths has never been a good idea --- i.e., only fir trees should wear tips, and it harms the tree to remove them --- but it's not even necessary if you want wreaths to decorate your house, since so many inexpensive and perfectly-suitable artificial wreaths are available that not only look just as good as natural ones, but last for many years if properly cared for.
by QuacksO November 15, 2025
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Wear Your Words

ALSO something this website never shuts up about.
person 1: “oh look he’s got the ‘Wear your words’ shirt!”
person 2: “speak of the devil…”
by Black Carpenter Ant November 1, 2025
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wearing the bear

Suffering the consequences for cheating on your girlfriend. Inspired by MIDSOMMER.
I stepped out on my girl, and she found out. I'd better stay out of her way or I'll be wearing the bear.
by ImpracticalJokersFacebook December 6, 2022
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Gorilla Wear

Noun:
Gorilla Wear is someone who is dedicated to doing what has to be done to achieve their goals.
When one is Gorilla Wear dedicated, it doesn't matter if they are motivated. Instead, they are dedicated to completing their daily task to ensure they reach their end goal(s).
Noun:
The quality of being dedicated or committed to a task or purpose.
"His Gorilla Wear dedication to his duties"

Verb:
Provide (someone) with a reason for doing something.
"He was primarily Gorilla Wear motivated by the desire for honor."
by ForTheMotivated November 23, 2021
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29th November Wear a boys coat day

Girl 1: OMG it’s 29th November Wear a boys coat day

Girl 2: OMG reall
Girl 1: yes,let’s get a boys coat
by 29th November November 5, 2020
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Man Wearing Turban Emoji

I cant put an image cause I'm a fucking idiot, but the man wearing turban emoji is used by dumbasses who cant put anything funny or interesting after what you put, like in a text or conversation, because they think they're funny, often used by older folk.
2Racism is an awful thing, we should really stop it"

":man wearing turban emoji:"
by Azoodlepop May 27, 2024
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cap-wearing bitch

What you call a liar who is trying to stir up some trouble
Nancy: "So, I told them that I know more than they do about those things. Don't trust them at all! I know truth!"
Silent G: "Nope! You did no such thing you cap-wearing bitch! Now go fetch me some tea."
Nancy: "Yes, queen. Sweet or Tooth-crackin' sweet?"
by von groovy August 4, 2024
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