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eating watermelon

Chinese netspeak.

Indicates that someone is observing but not getting involved.

Originates from an interview in China where reporters asked a man if he saw the incident and he responded 'I have no idea. I'm just eating watermelon'.
I don't know what the couple is fighting about next door. I'm just eating my watermelon.

A: Did you hear about what's going in (place?)

B: I heard but I've been eating watermelon all day!
by fw103 August 28, 2021
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Ghetto watermelons

A dark or light shade female with large breast.
Ayo bro check out that girl standimg in front with them big ghetto watermelons.
by Who am I? I'm a mystery. October 27, 2020
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Watermelon Sugar

A Grammy award winning song by the talented Harry Styles
Person 1: Did you hear that Watermelon Sugar won a Grammy?

Person 2: No way! I love Harry Styles!
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Watermelon Sugar

Why is this still trending bruh- 💀💀
"Have you seen that Watermelon Sugar is still trending on Urban Dictionary?"
by SusDonalds August 2, 2021
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Watermelon sugar

Watermelon sugar refers to the Colombian ritual of hoisting the youngest virgin in the village up onto a cross made of 3 years of dried human faeces as well as the skulls of newborns.
The Alphas of the village go off on a midnight raid of a nearby city with homemade napalm and mustard gas, they come back with a record breaking amount of virgins, bicycles and their favourite UNTAINTED SEXDOLLS; it is most definitely time for a ritual to the gods in order to keep the good luck for the next raid. “Brother it is time for Watermelon Sugar, or else no virgins.”
by Queezy.boi.666 June 23, 2021
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Watermelon Sugar

This word has gained attraction on urban dictionary for ages and it probably will continue like that

A song
Person 1: do you like watermelon sugar?
Person 2: no.
by kaptinkyranart on tiktok August 5, 2021
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Watermelon wanker

A person who rubs his meat to watermelon's
Tedd, do you remember when johnny did that terrific thing that named him a watermelon wanker?
by Zenoxum July 3, 2021
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