when you go to college...

A scary sentence-starter by high school teachers, especially teachers of senior classes, showing what lies ahead.

"When you go to college..." my teacher said "...you will have to (take notes this way/have horrible homework assignments/do research/etc.)"

by B.L.G. February 21, 2007

When in doubt, prang out

When in a state of herb-educed relaxation, it is common practice to reacquaint oneself with personal belongings in their domain. If such items are misplaced, or thought to be lost, the subject becomes filled with regrettable doubt. Following this doubtful episode, the said person starts to feel confused and in a state of desperation, with commitment to discover where their missing belonging has gone. This, can also be known as "pranging" or "to prang out".

"Wheres my pillow? Seriously guys... have you got it?... Sit up a sec, are you sitting on it? Ahh man, prang-a-lang... I REALLY WANT MY PILLOW"

"Dude it's on your neck"

"...Ah!"

- When in doubt, prang out.

by enak1 December 28, 2011

I'll sleep when I'm dead

Meaning no need for sleep. Having so much to do that sleep can only be accomplished in death.

"Tim, you should get some sleep. "
"Nah, I'll sleep when I'm dead "

by destinynightmare June 3, 2017

kick a man when he's down

(v.) To kick a man when he's down is to attack at the persons weakest moment. It defies the gentlemanly code of ethics, and does detract from reputation. Used literally or figuratively, it still has pretty much the same meaning.

I never kick a man when he'd down; stamping on his head is easier!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

When your pizza rolls are done

When you are happy in life

My girlfriend said she wasn't pregnant and it was like when your pizza rolls are done.

by ITS LAINEY BITCHES June 30, 2015

When Mom finds the poop sock

A devastating event in which your mother finds the sock that you use when you are out of toilet paper and you have to take a SHIT. The poop sock is a sock that you shit in when you dont have toilet paper

When mom finds the poop sock is exactly what it sounds like

John - Dude, my life is fucking over

Connor - Let me guess, your mom found the poop sock when you ran out of toilet paper again?

by skywar1514 January 22, 2020

When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong

In the act of Keeping it Real, the outcome is unexpected and usually has a negative affect on the individual who decided to keep it real. (See Keeping it Real)

After losing his Job, Frank wrote a paper on, "When keeping it real goes wrong."

by SouthParkChef August 18, 2008