dude watch

The time of the day when your boss isn't around. You must notify other co-workers of this status. Many things can be done during a dude watch, such as a "red can run," or a 12/12. You should never pass up a good dude watch.

Dale went to Council. There is a dude watch in effect.

by JohnnyPots July 21, 2007

watching the news

When a relationship partner is trying to pull a move on you but your busy doing something else, yet they insist upon showing their affection.

Girl1: Hey I heard you had Rogan over to watch a movie the other day, he's so hot, how did it go?

Girl2: It went pretty good, we watched that new movie everybody is talking about!, I didn't get to see like half the movie because Rogan kept trying to make-out with me, I didn't mind though :)

Girl1: yea, totally a watching the news situation for sure aye XD!

by Rubiks Juggler September 3, 2010

Hey, watch this!

Dumbass for "I am about to do something incredibly stupid."
When you hear these words, the last thing you want to do is listen to them.

Dumbass 1; "Hey, watch this!" *takes out gasoline can*
Sensible Person; *Runs the fuck away.*
Dumbass 2; *Stays where he is, intrigued.*

by Tyler the Narwhal April 10, 2013

Watch the Merchandise

What you say then someone touches you aggressively or without consent. Not necessarily in a sexual manner.

Cop~Come on buddy *grabs arm* You're going to do some time.
Suspect~Hey watch the merchandise!

by Miss Potato Head September 12, 2010

Sleep Watch

The act of watching a movie or television show while dozing, or out right sleeping.

I totally sleep watched the nightmare before christmas tonight. All I remember is the song from christmas town ><!

by Post-Mortem666 December 29, 2008

Wrist Watch

Rollie

Person 1: That's some fresh water you got on your wrist.

Person 2 : oh you mean my wrist watch??

by Mal_the_greatest March 19, 2018

Snooze Watch

When somebody wakes up in the morning before their alarm goes off and sits and waits until it goes off so they can press snooze

My sister touches snooze the second the alarm goes off and therefore is a Snooze Watch (er).

by downtownjelly May 9, 2007