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Evan's Virus

The virus causing any electronic device to function improperly when operated by Evans.
The bad new laptop caught the Evan's Virus
by Meat Spear February 10, 2010
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Cruise-A-Virus

A severe disease that was spread once Tom Cruise became such a douchebag.

This usually causes bleeding of the eyes, repeatedly telling people you're not gay, and acting like a faggot.
(e.g. things for the Cruise-A-Virus effects)

"I'M IN LOVE WITH KATEY HOLMES, I'M NOT GAY, I'M IN LOVE WITH KATEY HOLMES, I'M NOT GAY, I'M IN LOVE WITH KATEY HOLMES, I'M NOT GAY."

"Hey! You aren't like me, you're normal, you ordered the small bowl of soup, I'll get the big fucking huge-ass bowl of soup!"

"I'm not a dick, you're a dick!"
by Stan Riggins February 5, 2008
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corrona virus

the end of humanity because the fuck head Chinese people ate bate the little fucks eat anything that moves. were all dead because of the Chinese.
sam: yoooooooooooooo i got corrona virus ,
queeeez: *fucking bolts away from sam* *shouts* fuck u asian shit
by you got fortnite aids mate February 7, 2020
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virus

damn, i just got ANOTHER virus fool.
by g3lic June 23, 2004
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Virus

Either
1.A common disease plague that harms human health resulting in multiple symptoms that makes us sick.
Examples are:
-Common cold
-Measles
-Chicken Pox
2.A random code that harms computer system and data by means of copying it self and duplicating it until your computer can no longer run properly.

Examples are:
-Trojan virus
-Worms
-Suicide virus
1.

Person 1:Give me an example of a virus
Person 2:Common cold is one...but there's more

2.
Advertiesment:WARNING.The last website right be infected with a virus.Please install-
Me:F*** YOU AND YOUR ADS!NO MY COMPUTER ID NOT INFECTED!
by CARV350 June 24, 2017
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Vyusti

They are very kind, extremely funny, extremely lovable and beautiful, and they are the baddest badasses there can be
Damn she a hard vyusti
by Zanthonil October 28, 2018
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Virussian Roulette

Flirting with death by going shopping during coronaviral stay-at-home orders.
There was a strong chance of catching the virus, going out was playing Virussian Roulette, but she had stopped caring.
by Monkey's Dad April 13, 2020
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