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Donald von Shitsinpantz

The nickname assigned the odiferous the twice indicted ex-president by his former attorney and fixer, Michael Cohen. His foul odor has been documented by former US Representative Adam Kinzinger who says he reeks of a combination of several unsavoury scents including 'armpits, ketchup, a butt'.
If you going one of his rallies, you better wear a mask. Donald von Shitsinpantz smells like he needs a diaper change.
by LaughingAloud January 22, 2024
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Von

Von is a tall sexy dark skin with hygiene that will have dreaming of hugging him he also the craziest dick game that will have you crawling back for more
Girl: they’re all just not him
Person: who
Girl: Von!
by TheyluvDezireh November 21, 2021
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Nightmare von Zarovich

An absolute unit. Zarovich means 'son of tsar' and Nightmare proves to be much more than that. He is a dark lord. A badass gangster. A killer amongst men. A messiah. A hero. Simply the greatest, the strongest.
by Nightmare_vZ February 6, 2022
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Donald Von Shitsinpantz

The nickname given the disgraced, twice impeached ex-president by his former attorney and fixer, Michael Cohen. The nickname was awarded do to the odor of urine and feces emitted by Diaper Donald.
Here comes Donald Von Shitsinpantz again. Get ready to hold your nose.
by LaughingAloud January 12, 2024
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Von Schlieffen Plan

The act of avoiding someone and/or thing, by means of causing a disturbance or bringing discomfort to those in your way, to reach a desired goal that may or may not bring satisfaction to the performer.

Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".
Following my awkward sexual experience with a dirty slut last night, I saw said slut at McDonald's the next morning. To avoid being seen, I quickly used the Von Schlieffen Plan by strangling a kitten and throwing it at the cashier, giving me the chance to run out the back door.
by Das Ginge December 18, 2011
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Shconty (von Smell)

A selfish fat lazy shit formed over a billion years ago with megarexia and immense stupidity and multiple eating disorders and a gicantic invisible schlong bigger than the universe itself.

Also known as: yeshacontyconteiryrabbaigamliellevonsmellulercelulitus.
Shconty (Von Smell) your so kind.
by Ellosvs July 16, 2021
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Flighty Von Dipshit

There goes Flighty Von Dipshit, lost in her own world.
by Emogenome August 15, 2019
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