djoko-vikings

n. Badly-shaven lawless horn-hatted people intent on destroying the fabric of your society.

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Release the hounds, I can smell the sweat of the djoko-vikings hanging in the foetid air.

by gnostic3 January 12, 2022

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Minnesota Vikings

The Minnesota Vikings are the best team in the NFC. Their team is lead by a fucktard known as Brad Chilress.

The minnesota vikings would have made it to the super bowl if it wasn't for brad childress

by Aperson633 June 13, 2018

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The Viking

When one person before sex wears a Viking helmet and covers the horns of it in fish slim for him/her to ram and gore the horns into his/her asshole.

Last night apparently she decided to do The Viking on me, and my asshole is still bleeding and still smells like fish!

by Heckle May 29, 2022

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Vike

A Vike is a member of the "Inferior" race. Also most commonly referred to as "The Underilk"

"John drives like Vike." "I hate Vikes" "Kill all Vikes"

by Gotterton March 15, 2024

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"This Russian man rides and wrestles with a bear." Youtube.com. (shorts)

This grizzly bear has a pet viking now. He loves his pet viking so much. His pet viking has a flavor!

This animal is not domesticated it is just incredibly friendly. Do not take liberties with a bear.

See also; Bear carjacking

That is so sweet! Look that grizzly bear has a pet viking.

by Modern Women December 22, 2025

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