Dirty Vanessa

When a woman gets aroused by pooping at work, and asks a male colleague to clean her unwipped butt hole with the left over pita bread from lunch

Man lunch was so good today! I hope I can get a Dirty Vanessa situation later this afternoon

by Marktaro December 8, 2025

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an ugly ass bitch who doesnt care about other people (some not all)

everyone: ewwwwww look it vanessa who does she think she is

by wuttupp September 6, 2020

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Vanessa is a person who loves to be there for others and always try to be the one who hold a group together, even though she knows there’s no reason to try. Vanessa loves all types of music and enjoys her time living her life. She’s loyal and always there for her friends and family, but don’t take her for a quiet shy one because once you get to know her she’s the life of a party. She will be a bitch if she needs to be don’t play her for no fool.

Vanessa is a great listener.

by Jjjjjjjccccccc November 22, 2021

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Vanessa Contreras

She’s a bad bitch , she don’t give a fuck bout nothin. You don’t like her? Well she don’t care , why ? Cause she a bad bitch. She could get any nigga she want and she funny and pretty and a great friend. Ah and don’t try to mess with that bitch cause she’ll fuck you up.. PERIODT.

Pretty boy: *steps on her shoes

Vanessa contreras: Stop touch my shit *tries to smack that nigga*

by Heyitsmethebhadbixch October 20, 2019

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Vanessa

Vanessa is a very fucking beautiful sexy perfect girl and there is ONLY one of her, she is so fucking perfect that her husband (Jeremiah) creams his pants so much that it overflows out of his pants to the point where it’s a whole pool. It’s true that any guy that looks at her will die because her only true love is Jeremiah

Vanessa is awesome sauce

by skibiditoiletsigma June 30, 2024

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