vaginal penis

A penis that hides inside of a vagina. Usually a sex tool used by transvestites who like it up the butt, by there own dick.

or more appropratley, vaginal penis.

Visual: Picture the ALIEN from Alien vs. Predator's internal mouth that fucks everyone up. Instead of being a mouth inside of a mouth, its a giant black-like penis inside a tight vagina that fucks everyone.

The fuckin' tranny at the club last night kept trying to hump everyone with its vaginal penis. It poked me in the eye. So i skeeted in its mouth, just for fun. The vaginal penis then retreated to its gushy cave.

by Bob McDugal February 11, 2008

Vaginal Crouton

A small brownish green growth that lies on the outer lips of a cheesy and yeast infected vaginal canal. Upon sitting for months, the growth hardens into a delicious and crunchy crouton. Often, when ripe, the crouton can be plucked for the beginnings of a prized collection. (Often dipped in MUNG for flavor).

Hey Enrique, look at the diameter of her vaginal crouton. Let's get a bib!

by David November 15, 2003

vaginal lip

The good stuff eatery

I love to go the vaginal lip

by BACONATOR90AH December 13, 2016

Vaginal Diarrhea

Word used to explain anything that is of an intensely disgusting quality.

Reading Ayn Rand is like eating vaginal diarrhea.

by TheRabidRhino November 20, 2003

vaginal cheese

Vaginal discharge that is thick and white (like cottage cheese),or milky white/grey discharge. (May have a strong fishy odor.)

Janice: Hey Glenda, I have to talk to you about something. Lately I've had these chunky white secretions from my vagina.
Glenda: Oh, don't worry Janice. That's just vaginal cheese.

by Catie & Karl May 2, 2006

Vaginal Theivery

a term used when one steals anothers vagina/vaginas
also a term for someone who takes another virginity

Tom: Hey Tim last night was awesome , we stole so many vaginas.
Tim: Aye, Vaginal Theivery. Great

by G June 19, 2006

vaginal midgets

Midgets which live in your vagina, and everytime you get your period, they wake up and begin to chop up your organs.

"I fucking hate having vaginal midgets,I just lost my liver last week!"

by Nikmiesterman April 12, 2008