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by popcorb September 27, 2023
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sleep traveling

When you go somewhere that requires you to drive or use mass transit and when you get there you forgot how you got there, or in the worst of cases, the entire previous synopsis from the point of supposed "waking up".

This is common after a heavy night of drinking, when you have a routine that owns your life, or when you get morning wood so bad it takes what needed blood there is from your head to wake up fully.
Mr. Garglewitz was on his way to work. He was low in the eyes but seemingly awake, very awake. He carried out his normal, bleak, and depressing routine with pinpoint accuracy. When he reached his hamster cage, or cubicle as earthlings would call it, he finally woke up from his sleep realizing that he was at work. When he came to this realization he could not remember what had happened or how he got there. He experienced a very pronounced case of sleep traveling.
by The see-ma-wae January 22, 2010
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corporate travel consultant

if you don't know what this means, its because its a fancy way of describing a travel agent.

Basically, if you aren't the brightest bulb in the box, you might need to hire one of these experienced professionals.

Otherwise theres always a computer.
Person A: " The easy-jet website confuses me"

Person B: " maybe you should hire a corporate travel consultant"

Person A: " Whats that...? Ohh, you mean a travel Agent?"

Person B: " Yes that's right, i can recommend you one in fact, Ealing common has the best deals and the cheapest service"

Person A: " isn't it just a bit excessive paying someone to do this for you?"

Person B: "Not really, its only like asking someone to wipe your arse and then paying them for it"
by ganga child October 24, 2012
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educational travel

Undertaking a trip with sole purpose of learning during the travel. The travel programme is pre-defined to visit the place or places to learn from. It is a full version of edutravel.
In an educational travel, a school may undertake a trip for science student to visit a laboratory in a perfume factory to learn about the application of chemistry to produce products they use on daily basis. edutravel.
by Chryzozo November 1, 2013
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perpetual traveler

PT, also read as "prior taxpayer" or "permanent tourist".

Someone who travels from nation in such a way that he isn't considered resident in any of the nations he visits. This way, he doesn't have to pay income tax.
PT's often have their official residency in some sort of tax haven.

Also see Nomad Capitalist
Me: Why aren't you paying any taxes here, Jeff?
Jeff: Because I'm a perpetual traveler and not a resident of this country. Besides, taxes are theft.
Jeff takes a huge puff of smoke on his cigar and blows it in my face.
by agorist January 19, 2014
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tadpole tavern

Sluts/Prostitute's vagina,
After an unsuccessful night trying to pull chicks,Steve went to the local brothel to blow a load in a Tadpole tavern
by flange commander October 13, 2015
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booze traveling

Blacking out while drunk and not remembering how you ended up where you woke up.
"How did you get home last night, bro?"

"I was booze traveling."
by PelagiaKelly October 24, 2015
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