Originally used to describe a man so desperate for sex that he would use all his vacation time and travel across the Atlantic ocean to pursue a girl he met once, this phrase is now used interjectionally as a placeholder (often denoting indifference) due to the beautifully melodic sound it makes coming off your tongue.
He actually cried when it was time for his flight back home, and he finally realized he wasn't getting any ass. Oh, well. Twat salami.
by CobraKaiSensei August 10, 2011
"Wow a twat blot, how risque. I'm sure that won't looked stretched out and horrific after pregnancy."
"Hmm? Ah yes, the twat blot. The mark of any upwardly mobile and classy young woman."
"Hmm? Ah yes, the twat blot. The mark of any upwardly mobile and classy young woman."
by Whodafuckizyoo February 15, 2012
by Aimsab May 10, 2007
by Skeebs March 12, 2019
1. A person who is being a complete douche bag and you just want to shove a pancake down their throat.
2. A person who participates in humorous dirty work.
2. A person who participates in humorous dirty work.
1.That girl just kicked me in the head, what a twat terriorist!
2. That bitch has the same shoes as me! Lets higher a twat terriorist to ak-47 her earlobe!
2. That bitch has the same shoes as me! Lets higher a twat terriorist to ak-47 her earlobe!
by Spook&Roo June 22, 2010
An absolute toolbag that rolls around town like he's the coolest kid, has an Xbox swag but is a loser in real life and is probably gay.
John- Dude, what a queer.
Steve- Yeah you're right, let's go to pilates and get sushi afterwards!
Derrick- Shut up you fucking Twat-Wagons!
Steve- Yeah you're right, let's go to pilates and get sushi afterwards!
Derrick- Shut up you fucking Twat-Wagons!
by Dr Cats PhD June 26, 2011
Someone with a lack of friends because of their burning passion to overachieve and be extra in school as well as other environments. Typically are not as intelligent in reality. Usually associated with someone with a really big ego.
Oh my god, this kid is being so extra! This kid is seriously a bag of twat. Of course he has no friends!
by an_angry_person December 17, 2016