Tune-Fuck

The act of tuning the strings of a guitar so tight or so low that it's not only an annoyance for the guitarist to tune back and/or may cause the strings to be damaged

Well man, you stole his drum gells, so I Tune-Fucked your guitar to get back at your for it

by Pale Horseman May 7, 2015

Tune Rape

To steal a DJs best tunes whilst they are DJing or from a recorded show using an app such as Shazam to identify the track. This is usually done in secret or on the sly so as not to offend the DJ or, so you can ask the DJ to give you the names of tracks that Shazam couldn’t find.

Friend 1 “this is a banging tune!”
Friend 2 “yeah I know bruv, tune raped it off him last week, haha”

by omgitssomeoneelse May 31, 2015

Down tuned jazz shred metal

Romance and Rebellion

That is our genre of music, Down tuned jazz shred metal- Alecsandr James (The Guitarist)

by THEREYNOLDSPAMPHLET December 30, 2018

Geriatric Tune-up

Wiping someone's ass while performing a blow job.

Bob is so fucking old that when I'm blowing him, I have to wipe his ass too. And vice-versa. I have to give Bob his 2K mile Geriatric Tune-up tonight.

by Chanabellewilde April 29, 2015

lie-tune

when you buy an itune based on the short 30 second snippet on itunes.. and discover it actually sucks.

You: i just got the new Alien Sex Fiend tune and it sounded good in the part they play on itunes -- Itunes left out the screechy woman part.

Him: total lie-tune

by ZapZhong January 15, 2010

Good booze tune

A song that makes you thirsty.

Listened to whiskey and rain by Michael Ray think I want a beer cuz it's a good booze tune.

by Leviathan_in_awe May 26, 2021

tune the meat whistle

While sucking a dick, you place three fingers on top of the shaft and tap alternately like your playing a flute

This chick was giving me head and tapping her fingers. I exclaimed, you really know how to tune the meat whistle

by Cumuppance September 5, 2021