Did a Tommy

Breaking something in freak fashion or saying the least appropriate thing in a delicate situation.

I did a Tommy yesterday when I met Sally. I was trying to compliment her on how big she had become during her pregnancy...

Or

I did a Tommy at work last week. I reached for a glass in the cupboard and it just exploded in my hand!

by delaNoches May 30, 2023

Steamy Tommy

Exhaling hot air onto your index finger and then inserting it into another person's ear. Similar to a Wet Willy.

Person 1: "My inner ear is feeling dry"
Person 2: "Want me to give you a steamy tommy, freshen that up a bit?"
Person 1: "No, thank you"
Person 2: "TOO BAD!" *Puts warm, slightly moist finger into ear*

by SteamyTommy October 21, 2014

Tommy Joke

A joke which is told and only funny to the person telling the joke.

Thomas told me a joke which was not funny even though it was funny to him. He pulled a Tommy Joke!

by XxSaltyGxX September 4, 2018

Tommy Tucked

A phrase introduced by up-and-coming rapper and Twitch variety streamer, MND Squid. The phrase is a play on words based on a Thompson Submachine Gun. Having a "Tommy Tucked" refers to having a gun hidden away at all times, often within an article of clothing for concealment purposes.

"Bro don't want no issues with me because I keep the tommy tucked."

"Girl you know I keep that tommy tucked."

by Kerblamnam August 19, 2019

Bartender Tommy

That dude to be dude friends with! And it’s not a joke at all. Make bartending is legit what you should inspire to be. That name has grabbed more ladies, and woke up next to ones I only dreamed about. How? Who knows, he’s the shit and you will know what I mean. Once you watch the girls, watch him, while watching him mix up drinks.

I wish I was as attractive and had the confidence, to talk to women like Bartender Tommy can!

by A Westfield wishful August 3, 2018

Tommy Special

A female smaller than average in height, but slightly wider and heavier than average.
Tommy Specials usually have a relatively plain face, but substantial cans.

Susceptible to the 'baby monkey' sexual technique

"Look at that chubby girl"
"is she a chode?"
"No, that is definitely a Tommy Special"

by BigNickRowe May 5, 2013

Tommy Vercetti

The main character in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. Normally seen wearing a blue-green hawaiian shirt. After being released from jail after the Vietnam War, he left Liberty City for Vice City.

Guy 1: Yo, hoo iz da mane karecter in Vise Sitee?

Guy 2: Tommy Vercetti, you prick!

by Maccer July 16, 2008