power bagging

The act of running up to an individual as they face you; jumping; and while swinging legs over each shoulder, firmly placing the face of the victim snugly in your crotch letting gravity and inertia complete the maneuver. It is an extreme form of tea bagging not meant for children, the elderly, pregnant women , people with heart conditions, or anyone outside professional wrestling. Best shown in action in Saint's Row III. Remove all vestments before hand for optimal results.

"Did Big Show just power bag The Rock?"
"Yes, and he will be tasting pubic hair for a week. That was a rough case of power bagging indeed."

by Padraigan laudanum August 20, 2013

Power Noodles.

The result you get when replacing water with Red Bull when making Ramen Noodles.

Dude 1: Dude I'm screwed! I was up all night studying for a final. And I woke up late and didn't get breakfast. I'm hungry and tired! What do I do??
Dude 2: You, my friend. Need some power noodles.

by Shisnat July 14, 2011

Banana power

When you eat a banana there is slight chance to gain the “banana power”
This does absolutely nothing except make you feel like a banana.

-Hey dude you want a banana?
-*eats banana*
-So did you lik-
-BANANA POWERRRRRRRR

by IAteHerMelon May 6, 2020

stand power

A characteristic that combines total badassery, big dick energy, and very high strength. Only the biggest chads are able to achieve stand power. One can not achieve stand power by seeking to achieve it. The characteristic itself seeks out the individuals worthy enough of it.

You see that guy over there? He is not a regular chad. No, no. His energy is so massive that he has achieved stand power.

by Starrav July 6, 2020

Power of the Curve

When you give up hope in your Engineering major courses and all you can pray to the power of professors to grant you the gift of a C- in your transcript.

Clover: "Guys I'm failing Water Resources Engineering for the second semester! I can't afford another F, its so sad..!"
Sam & Alex *chanting*: "Believe in the Power of the Curve."

by Alexus Texas Mountcastle III May 19, 2022

Power Jack

When a person uses two hands to get a male to climax as fast as possible.

Sally has the best hands for a Power Jack. Last night her delicate and smooth hands made me cum so fast I couldn't even make it a whole minute.

by Damon K. September 28, 2021

power hug

To hug in a powerful motion as seen in the tenacious d movie.

"It's time for a power hug."

by Jacobo2006 July 16, 2007