Super Neck

The act of a hooker (usually a cheap one) tricking a drunk man into thinking he's getting a blowjob. She does this by rubbing spit on her neck, then placing the guys cock between her neck and shoulder rubbing until he unloads all over her shoulder.

Guy 1: I just got my dick sucked!

Guy 2: Nah you didn't. That bitch Super Necked you. Fuckin' dumbass.

by Guy with a Big Cock February 19, 2010

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Uber-necking

The physical stance and motions one assumes when searching for his or her Uber car. May include craning neck, talking frantically on the phone, or a look of desperation in the eye. Sometimes followed by shoulders slumped in defeat and arm raised to just hail a regular taxi.

It's a cold night to be uber-necking...I hope Tom finds his car soon.

by Polka Dottie April 15, 2015

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Thick neck

The type of guy who worships the gym and protein #gains. Ocean beach is a staple in the holiday calendar so is posing from the gram with a bottle of vodka the lads chipped in €5 for. Sleeve tattoos are a prominent feature, so is calling you ‘babes’. As dense as a potato but 10/10 for arrogance. Wayne Lineker is the leader of the thick necks.

Emma: what do you think of this guy on tinder?
Jordan: he’s such a thick neck

by queenoftinder November 19, 2020

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Burger neck

Is the fat at the back of your neck that looks like a burger

Mum what's that fat thing at the back of his neck. Mum:It's called a burger neck.

by Uglyonesexy June 28, 2015

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Neck Fro

The puffy curly hair, usually very untidy, on the back of a hairy dude's neck. Commonly associated with overweight to obese men. Typically used as an all-purpose pillow or 100% effective contraception.

Becky: So what did you think of Ricky?
Katelyn: He's a nice guy, but he has a huge neck fro!
Becky: Ewww, good thing he doesn't have your number.

by Captan Hammer. December 13, 2012

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