The one guy that always sweats at Tetris and can't touch the net on a basketball hoop if his life depended on it. never ever touches grass because he plays too much Tetris.
Keith go touch some grass
by Isolation19 March 29, 2022
Get the Keithmug. The new east side rapist that has it out for pregnant girls likes to knock them out when they dont wanna be near em cause he has that look in his eye and drewel on the side of his mouth
by Ricklamb69 July 28, 2022
Get the Keithmug. The coolest content creator that is sober and thriving. Thrifting by day, stiltwalking by night. All whilst building a community of sober, like-minded individuals. Also called the Manic Messiah. His followers are called his disciples.
A- “Did you see that dude walking downtown on stilts? He looks like a chill dude!”
B- “Oh, that’s Columbus Keith. I’m on of his disciples. Want me to introduce you to the Manic Messiah?”
A- “Hell yeah brother!”
B- “Oh, that’s Columbus Keith. I’m on of his disciples. Want me to introduce you to the Manic Messiah?”
A- “Hell yeah brother!”
by MediumMF July 17, 2025
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by Dreamsbighairytoes November 29, 2021
Get the Keith the paddidledonkmug. The comp sci teacher at Cumberland valley Keith Ensminger totally for sure definitely not fake made c++
by Nullified___ November 1, 2021
Get the Keith Ensmingermug. by Reece Amonium January 23, 2019
Get the Keithmug.