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hanging blumpkin

While getting head on the toilet, your fecal matter hangs from the anus due to an insufficient pressure in the rectum. Only a proper orgasm can release the "hanging" feces and cause it to fall into the toilet with a kir plunk sound.
hanging blumpkin is a genetical relative to the blumpkin.
by BRATT December 14, 2008
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Hang turd

1. A turd that gets stuck in your ass when your shiting and it takes a long time to get it out.
2. anything that's very frustrating and is beyond suck ass.
3. Someone who is beyond an ass hole or dick hole.
1. I a be out in a little while. I got a hang turd.
2. This test is going to be such a hang turd.
3. John is such a hang turd.
by Deep blue 2012 May 23, 2010
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Hang-Meister

You, the day after a raging Jägermeister night.
Dude, I've been the Hang-Meister all day today!
by Lumber man January 22, 2010
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Otang Hang

The powerful action of suspending oneself in the air (usually accomplished by hanging from a branch as an orangutan would), in an attempt to relieve one's body of shit and any other elements hiding in the anus. Usually this is exercised by those making an effort to affirm dominance or impress a potential mate. The splashdown power and accuracy of the projectile are considerable aspects when considering the skill of an Otang Hanger. Proper form requires one's legs to be perpendicular to the body as to not drop a mortar in your undies. In the event of one person Otang Hanging onto another person, the victim is required to shamefully wear the feces of the predator on their person for 24 hours.
Example 1:
"Hey where have you been for the past hour?"
"I've been in the woods improving the accuracy of my Otang Hang"
"That explains the bombs I heard going off"

Example 2:
"Wow man you have terrible Otang Hang form"
"Why do you say that?"
"Your fire-mission coordinates sent more bum gravy into your underwear than on my head."
by Massive Ballsack September 25, 2019
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hang a tricky

Directions to turn left given from passager in a auto, plane, boat, etc. Including to turn left after turning a right while beening followed and smoking. Other usage hanging a tricky, must hang a tricky. What are you doing? HANG a tricky. Origin: Stick shifts are tricky to turn left while changing gears.
by Jermzzy April 2, 2007
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hang a dang

A slang term for a man's genitals
He doesn't like his hang a dang to rest on the toilet.
by Iwasmoreright December 31, 2016
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hang-betweens

A colloquial, quaint sounding name for a man's testicles.
Dear, would you mind trimming my hang-betweens for me? They've become exceptionally bushy and unkept.
by Carlos Cohen April 30, 2015
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