by NikkuChan November 10, 2017
Ryan Chan
by Vhighjvbn February 07, 2020
Man that Blacky Chan is such a brand nigga, she be fucking up our fashion shows worse than some random tranny jumpin on the catwalk.
by AE Team July 04, 2008
not caring what other's think of you; wearing make up that covers your whole face and wearing your hair big; having hugs that are like death; holding large knives and asking innocent girls to come near you.
see-- formica.
see-- formica.
by Kellie:) October 29, 2006
Suzie Chan is a stereotype for that Asian girl in your class.
Here are the few trademarked qualities of a Suzie Chan:
Her actual name is so impronounceable that she had it shorten to Suzie, Jean, or some other type of American name that isn't used anymore.
Her hand is so perfect that it looks like a type of computer font.
When driving, she manages to cause a traffic accident even though she is parked.
In Spanish class, her Spanish is better than her everyday English.
She gets better grades than you in everything. Even in driving school.
Her English is so botched, yet she manages to get a better English grade than you or any other native speaker.
Her mom and dad are both doctors and both lawyers.
Has Hello Kitty everything.
She wears a face mask and latex gloves to go driving.
Here are the few trademarked qualities of a Suzie Chan:
Her actual name is so impronounceable that she had it shorten to Suzie, Jean, or some other type of American name that isn't used anymore.
Her hand is so perfect that it looks like a type of computer font.
When driving, she manages to cause a traffic accident even though she is parked.
In Spanish class, her Spanish is better than her everyday English.
She gets better grades than you in everything. Even in driving school.
Her English is so botched, yet she manages to get a better English grade than you or any other native speaker.
Her mom and dad are both doctors and both lawyers.
Has Hello Kitty everything.
She wears a face mask and latex gloves to go driving.
Suzie Chan got a perfect on her BAR and MCATs
If you see Suzie Chan in your rear view mirror, start praying to God.
If you see Suzie Chan in your rear view mirror, start praying to God.
by mistahtom@aol.com April 27, 2006
Ron: “Hey I saw this video last night where Uzaki Chan gave Paizuri and had cum all over her big tits”
Don: “I saw the same video! It has to be illegal for a girl that short to have those massive L-cup tits!”
Don: “I saw the same video! It has to be illegal for a girl that short to have those massive L-cup tits!”
by It’sDecembuary May 31, 2022
by MinsuYang October 23, 2007