Dick Twins

when you are watching porn and the guys dick looks just like yours.

I just watched a video with a celebrity and realized my dick was almost identical.

I saw my friend while we were pissing and noticed we are definitely not dick twins.

by jonesberger August 26, 2021

Twin Cherries

A set of two very sexy twins.

Damn, do you see those twin cherries over there, or am I just seeing double??

by Foxykip May 22, 2016

twin pounded

When two brothers/twins fuck a girl at the same time

me and my bro robbie twin pounded this chick last week

by blatblatblat666 April 6, 2017

Twin Maker

Possesser of unfeasibly large testicles with potential to spawn multiple embryos with just a casual glance.

Also so named as a result of the ability to create two individuals out of a single winger.
Preavalent in urban sofa environments since the mid 80s.
Questionable parentage.

Dood, don't deke the Twin Maker, he'll fuck you up!

by Intoxicated Goat December 7, 2013

Twin delight

Twin delight is when twin jerk off each other it could also be when on of the twins is asleep or unaware.

man I wish i had a twin so i could have twin delight

by Jack den (SKJ) February 10, 2019

Chip Twin

When one twin is clearly more attractive, cool, or likable than the other twin. After suffering through a lifetime of people asking where the "hotter" or "funnier" twin is, the less desirable twin inevitably forms a "chip" on his or her shoulder, thus making the chip twin even less enjoyable to be around.

1.

Party host: "Where is Andy? I love that guy. He's hilarious."

Chip twin: "Why is everyone always asking me where Andy is? How should I know? I don't know where he is all the time! I'm just as funny as he is!"

Party host: "Listen chip twin, you're not invited unless you are with Andy. Robin didn't go around trying to fight crime on his own."

2.

Guy at bar: "So how do you two know each other?"

Chip twin: "We're twins."

Guy: "No, seriously. How do you know each other?"

Chip twin: "We are twins."

Guy: "Come on. Seriously, how do you know each other?"

Chip twin: "You're an asshole."

*Twins walk away*

Guy: "What did I say?"

*Guy 2 walks up*

Guy 2: "Fucking chip twins, man."

by ChetWhitlock September 25, 2014

Quentins twin

A boy who stuffs a dildo up his throat until he coughs up blood. While fingering a rhino

Why do you act like quentins twin?

by Yurmumsstepbro September 24, 2019