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GG Thong

When a lady is obese to the point where her thongs are stretched to the max and holding on for dear life. Can be used for men in reference to their swim shorts too.
Guy 1: Have you seen that whale over there?
Guy 2: She's so fat her thongs are gonna rip at any moment
Guy 1: GG Thong
by TheJenerate October 19, 2020
mugGet the GG Thongmug.

Valley thong whistle

Is when a person who is rude and disgusting and refer to her massive stinky clit as a hunny pot wears a thong and farts out her jumbo cunt it makes a whistle sound like blow g on a blade of grass your holding
I seen this old gross blond lady working out doing squat thrusters that her beaver was doing the valley thong whistle every thrust.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
mugGet the Valley thong whistlemug.

dip thong

A person prone to making dumb statments
Jonny called Mike a “Dip Thong” when he asked where the outlet was on a tree
by Henry, the velociraptor June 3, 2018
mugGet the dip thongmug.

standing thong

The type of thong you can’t sit down in because it rides right up your ass and then the rest of your day you’re picking it out of your crack. Not an all purpose thong meant for all activities.
I sat down and now my thong is riding up, I wore my standing thong today.
by AseBurto November 2, 2023
mugGet the standing thongmug.

Thongs

An Australian slang word for flip-flops. Lots of people get confused
Bro, when your at service station can you buy me a pair of thongs?
by SGS165 April 26, 2022
mugGet the Thongsmug.

Thong Truffle

Bits of fecal matter stuck to a thong or G-String.
Dude likes her so much, he ate her thong truffles.
by Vantallywacker August 6, 2025
mugGet the Thong Trufflemug.

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