Rock the wrinkle stick

(verb) 1. what a girl who dates inappropriately older guys does. 2. to be in a relationship with a guy significantly older than oneself.

Did you see that old guy Ashley is dating? He's older than the last guy! I guess that nasty girl really does like to rock the wrinkle stick or something.

by MrBigAxe August 13, 2012

smack the duck

telling something like it is

Dude, I need to smack the duck with you about something.

by LMaverick123 December 6, 2016

belt sander to the ball sack

When you smell like you just got a belt sander to the ball sack

"Wow Grassa you smell like a belt sander to the ball sack"

by Your a November 16, 2018

Smack the pony

When you're fucking you're boyfriend, and you begin to smack his ass in a passionate way.

Dude, I was fucking my Boyf last night. I gave him the 'smack the pony'

by Scottttt21 January 17, 2017

Sack the tea

Leave it for now/ /I can't hang about

Tell you what.. sack the tea see ya later

by Steve G September 26, 2003

to stick the concrete to the pole

To brag about doing something and subsequently failing to do it, mostly when the task is very easy.
-When internet entertainer tried to stick a chair to a pole in a game and only managed to shoot the concrete under the chair.

Guy 1: "Watch me jump that fence." (he tried and failed)

Guy2: " Way to stick the concrete to the pole, jackass."

by Thanatophagous July 20, 2010

shake the celery stick

the male version of shaking ur lettuce

"brb im just gonna go shake the celery stick!"

by yeahyeahyeah2412 August 18, 2009