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sloth hugger

by mr.fiercefierce October 30, 2018
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sloth jerk

when a girl jerks you off slowly
"Helena gave me a sloth jerk last night."
by natahoe666 September 1, 2016
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chocolate sloth

When you're having buttsex and you pull out really fast and a bit of poop comes out and just hangs there
Guy 1: "I did a chocolate sloth last night" Guy 2: "Wow did it fall?" Guy 1: "No way man"
Guy 2: "Sick! Let's go do one "
by Chocsloth November 21, 2017
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Ventripotent Sloth

Someone or something that eats food consistently at inappropiate places, such as at funerals or a library.
You're such a ventripotent sloth.
by Sunny Seat December 15, 2010
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Beer Sloth

1. To drink a beer for a long time so one doesn't get drunk. Also see Nurse - 3.

2. When someone is up a tree drinking a beer, and gets a picture, this is known as "beer slothing" or "to beer sloth"
1. Oh, prince philip was being a beer sloth tonight

2. Someone: "Did you see his beer sloth?"

Friend: "yeah, it was awsome"
by sullvinio December 11, 2013
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slothing

When you hug someone somewhat similar to how a sloth hugs a tree.
'I'm slothing you so tightly right now'
by takemymedicine June 25, 2018
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Sammy the Sloth

she's not actually a sloth, she's a chicken

a girl that squeals in her voice messages for no reason

a girl that's cat is afraid of her

a beautiful girl that doesn't see her worth and beauty
Sammy the sloth: perfectly weird and beautiful
Cami: (sees Sammy) W0W!
Nessa: What?
Taylor: *eating*
Cami: Look at Sammy. She's Sammy the Sloth}!
Chelsea: She's a chicken.
Sammy: PEEEP
by beronicascrown November 20, 2019
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