The laziness resembles a couch potato
by Junebuggie February 27, 2011
Get the sofa sloth mug.An extremely unattractive person. Has a face that is similar to that of a sloth.
Not the cute kind of sloth though, the scary kind.
Not the cute kind of sloth though, the scary kind.
by robertpattinsonsderpface November 21, 2011
Get the Arabian Sloth mug.A Sloth Girlfriend is a Woman who is often times unemployed and generally remains Hobo-sexual, They're often girls on Anti-depressive Medications with hair color that changes every 2 months. Sloth Girlfriends usually have Tig-ol-Bitties they make wonderful Partners for cuddling and Sex however they contribute nothing to society, they have no Motivation/Desire to contribute to Society nor better improve themselves in any way, they would prefer to lay around all day and snack on your Food, only willing to move when they want to fuck. The Sloth Girlfriend spends 98% of the Relationship avoiding responsibility and mostly just clings to you like a tree branch until you inevitably snap and she goes plummeting down to the Void Below.
She's got great tits and she's loving but You: God she has not Ambition, she doesn't do shit but snack and fuck!
Tim: "Bruh you got a Sloth Girlfriend.."
Tim: "Bruh you got a Sloth Girlfriend.."
by ThatTwistedPigGuy February 25, 2025
Get the Sloth Girlfriend mug.A sexual act performed between two homosexuals, in which one man is lying on his back on the ground and moaning, concurrent to a hairy man performing oral sex on him while laying on his stomach in a hammock, slightly above the other man.
I always wondered why my husband had such a strange sun tan, until I caught him performing a Costa Rican sloth whistle
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Get the costa rican sloth whistle mug.Someone or something that eats food consistently at inappropiate places, such as at funerals or a library.
by Sunny Seat December 15, 2010
Get the Ventripotent Sloth mug.1. To drink a beer for a long time so one doesn't get drunk. Also see Nurse - 3.
2. When someone is up a tree drinking a beer, and gets a picture, this is known as "beer slothing" or "to beer sloth"
2. When someone is up a tree drinking a beer, and gets a picture, this is known as "beer slothing" or "to beer sloth"
1. Oh, prince philip was being a beer sloth tonight
2. Someone: "Did you see his beer sloth?"
Friend: "yeah, it was awsome"
2. Someone: "Did you see his beer sloth?"
Friend: "yeah, it was awsome"
by sullvinio December 11, 2013
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