by Superawesomemom November 7, 2019
Get the Skirt burgermug. by 24mill December 25, 2014
Get the skirt puddingmug. A sexual practice involving cutting a hole into a slice of bologna and placing it around a man's penis in the manner of a skirt.
by MakeUpAlley Refugee June 13, 2011
Get the bologna skirtmug. A measurement ratio of pretty girls in skirts per distance travelled, ie while walking out at lunchtime.
by DCLacoste September 19, 2012
Get the Skirts per stepmug. a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.
by Sexydimma March 24, 2014
Get the blowing fairy dust up your skirtmug. a skirt but not for female of woman, a way for male to wear "skirt" but not in a gay or LGBTQ+++ way
by sussybuluguy June 18, 2024
Get the This is totally not skirtmug. A huge broad funnel-shaped hopper-like device that's designed to fit down over-top of a basketball hoop, and to catch virtually all the shots so that they'll go through the hoop.
A standard hoop-skirt is made from heavy canvas or other thick easily-visible material, and is just a novelty/gag item that's intended to merely cause observers to snicker and roll their eyes as they watch the players score a hoop almost every time (similar to when a backyard jokester uses lengths of stove-pipe for guiding the ball when playing croquet). "Specialty" or "stealth" models of hoop-skirt are available, too, though --- they are made from ultra-transparent and non-reflective material in order to be virtually undetectable, and can be used to help "level the playing field" during actual team-competition games; they allow the less-capable/practiced side to increase their chances of beating --- or at least scoring a lot closer to --- their better-skilled opponents.
by QuacksO July 19, 2018
Get the hoop-skirtmug.