Monke god

Monke god, also known as (xrazorwire) on various platforms, is in fact the' monke god. All monke must obey and be fully content with the monke god.

Whomever believes in the xrazorwire(The monke god), shall have eternal life within the monke heavens, sacrifices of bananas and other various small animals will please the monke god and you will have his blessings. Many say those who's truly believe gain unusual mental powers, that's all can be said. All hail monke god!

Hey my friend just told me about xrazorwire, the "monke god" I'm truly a believer now.

Ever sinse I've been doing daily sacrifices to "monke god" I've been doing so much better financially!

by xRazoRwiRe April 23, 2021

Monk Spunk

Semen which has taken on a slight yellow colour because it’s owner hasn’t ejaculated for a long time.

“It had been so long that when I eventually got laid, I had monk spunk.”

by Apparently January 13, 2021

Monk-fish

A fish derived of it's sanity and has the lowest IQ possible

Jash fish

by clops July 16, 2003

Ganja Monks

A group of people who have been known to cause anarchy and disorder throughout the Renfrewshire region of Scotland and further a field.

Ganja monks , ganja monks , dugs are scared of the ganja monks

by Sledgehammer Dave July 29, 2008

cuff a monk

to manipulate female Genitalia with ones hands(fingerbang)

every time I go out with a girl I have to cuff a monk

by P-Feezy November 03, 2003

fat monk

a fat monk, according to all the boys in my art and english class, is a slang term for a vagina. Apparently becuase there is like a little line like right where your pants are and do it looks like a monks head? or something idk the teacher started yelling at us but thats what i got out of it. So. yeah.

and its also apparently a good thing.

"Ey bay bay, you gots yourself a fat monk!"
"a what?"
"A fat monk, you know wat dat is?"
"uhm.....no"
"Ha, ask counrty to touch your fat monk"
"OK"
*goes over and askes*
and he grabbed my pussy. the end

by haley ann March 09, 2008

brooke monk

she is beautiful, and a great person. her tiktoks make me happy, and she is a lovely being.

Omg did you see brooke monk’s new post? Look how pretty she is!

by fartpants3 November 27, 2021