Photographs showing off your luscious garden. Much like "Food Porn", where it shows off it's final product on a plate, "Garden Porn" shows off it's luster of fresh vegetables and fruit still in it's growing and utter fresh state.
by Captn Jax Macky April 13, 2011
Get the Garden Porn mug.John: "I'm going to Winter Garden to go hunting!"
Jane: "Hunting what?"
John: "All the dang squirrels!"
Jane: "But you might shoot an old person!"
Jane: "Hunting what?"
John: "All the dang squirrels!"
Jane: "But you might shoot an old person!"
by EmilyTheStrange007 May 12, 2009
Get the Winter Garden mug.Person 1: Ive been eating a whole lot of just the gravy rolls lately and the explosive diarrhoea has not only wrecked my porceline, its getting stuck in my wildly untamed gooch hairs
Person 2: You should call a gooch gardener, he'll have you as hairless as a korean ping pong tong player's calves in no time
Person 2: You should call a gooch gardener, he'll have you as hairless as a korean ping pong tong player's calves in no time
by Justdatiler September 11, 2016
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Get the Zen Garden mug.A person who has a passion for gardening and spends their day working in it with little clothing so they don’t die from the heat.
Did you see the neighbor digging rows in their garden with JUST their bikini on? They’re such a garden slut!
I spent 8 hours leveling the garden and planting seeds in the hot humidity. I was sweating my bathing suit off so much I felt like a garden slut!
I really love the dopamine gardening gives me! I guess you could say I’m a garden slut.
I spent 8 hours leveling the garden and planting seeds in the hot humidity. I was sweating my bathing suit off so much I felt like a garden slut!
I really love the dopamine gardening gives me! I guess you could say I’m a garden slut.
by ms_.hippy May 31, 2022
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