Reuben Complex

the state in a man's life in which he truely believes every woman wants his nuts

Johnny seems to be in some sort of reuben complex

by Team Mongrol May 7, 2008

Kuzco-complex

When a person believes everything revolves around them.

The name of the complex originates from Disney's "The Emperor's New Groove", where the main character "Kuzco" is very self absorbed.

Person 1: "So, Omar called me last friday!"
Person 2: "Omg, did he say something about me?"
Person 3: "RAH fam, you have such a Kuzco-complex!!"

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Lend: "Are you talking about me?"
Hater: NO! No one talks about you!
Other hater: Uuugghr YOU have a big kuzco-complex stupid LEND!

by lenglend.com February 24, 2023

cousin complex

a cousin complex is where you simp for peoples cousins because their smoke shows.

gosh i have such a cousin complex, your older cousin is so pretty and for what 😩

by gchexu July 16, 2021

Hushpuppi Complex

A state of mind where you become too greedy for money, you begin to commit serious crimes in order to get what you want financially.

My son is struggling with a Hushpuppi Complex and it nearly landed him in prison.

by Derioo July 4, 2020

:3 complex

The need to be the most uwu and generally :3 person there is no matter the situation. Having an :3 complex means that you have an intense urge to have this personality, but unlike just being :3 always (like your actual main personality) or in appropriate situations behaving like it, a person with an :3 complex will literally do it quite randomly and for no apparent reason other than "its funny" or "im bored" or some other god forsaken event.f

Generally harmless and sometimes funny-ish but when it comes randomly at inappropriate times like in class or when you have a genuine concern it can be annoying.

student 1: "can you come with me and do something fun im really bored today"
student 2: "o-oh ehe~ iunno what to do, uwu nya!"
student 1:"syou have such an :3 complex, blocked"

student 3: "i dont feel like being here anymore, im really depressed and i feel like nobody wants me on this planet anymore"
student 4: "ehe~ im such a cute uwu cat, nya! purr, hehe!"
student 3: "i was contemplating staying on this planet but you are contaminating the air with your :3 complex"

teacher: "ok class turn to page 48 we are reading romeo and juliet"
student 5: "oh nooo nya! i dont wanna do this reading :3 we should all just be uwu, nya!"
student 6: "we are literally in english class stop being such an :3 complex"

by raidenlunari March 4, 2023

hairball complex

The hairball complex is very similar to people who are narcissistic however instead of putting there needs first or wanting to be the center of attention someone with the hairball complex will refuse to speak to you and/or block you if you even slightly do something they don't approve of

1. Dylan: have you met Colin he has a total hairball complex?
Dave T.: no I haven't met him but I'll probably avoid him if he has a hair all complex.

by Egg_gamer September 11, 2022

Persian Complex

When a persian guy treats his girlfriend so well and does anything for her because he loves her so much that it comes off as being whipped. However, he isn't as he is still very sexually dominate and just comes off as whipped because he is so sweet

Stephen : Armin is whipped man
Mehrad: Nah, its Armin's persian complex
Stehphen: oh, that's chill then

by Edlarral November 24, 2016