christmas clothes

an outfit which is put on immediately upon returning home, consisting of a t-shirt worn inside out and backwards and gym shorts also worn inside out. during the winter the t-shirt maybe swapped out for a ripped inside out flannel shirt. this outfit is never washed and worn the entire year and only changed on christmas.

timmy - bro, do you wear the same thing everyday? cause its starting to smell.

paul - ahh, ya know? i only wear this at home, so it doesnt get dirty, they're my christmas clothes

timmy - i cant believe it only july and i have to smell those clothes for another six months

paul - shut up douchebag, go smoke some pot

by sMac1 February 27, 2011

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Christmas dump

A Christmas dump is such a universally experienced phenomenon when one enormously relieves themselves after the holiday season, having eaten all the good food.
This term can be used for other holidays as well, ie. Thanksgiving dump or just simply Holiday dump.

Oh, man I just had my Christmas dump, it was crazy!
I’m glad we are finally home, I have to do a Thanksgiving dump.

by StevensSon January 26, 2023

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Christmas Rory

The Day before Christmas Eve

Christmas Rory falls on December 23rd

On Christmas Rory each year we usually gather as a family and bake cookies

by Bearbasket December 23, 2022

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pre christmas

Another word for pre cum
First invented by Cody Ko and Noel Miller of the Tiny Meat Gang

I tried to hold in all my pre Christmas when I saw those massive buns

by Lil Traumatized October 21, 2019

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Christmas Noob

Refers to a kid that gets the new Call of Duty game for Christmas. They typically get destroyed in pub matches by the people that preordered the game.

Me: oh boy it’s that time of year where the christmas noobs raid the lobbies. oh wait there ain’t gonna be any christmas noobs because they added skill based matchmaking

by JarvisBanned December 16, 2020

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