mortgage birth

when you use the governmental help to get the better rate interest on your mortgage if you have a child

My parents didn't want a second child but the government promised too sweet an interest rate on mortgage so I was a mortgage birth

by Maria_Rossa February 6, 2025

alaskan tub birth

give birth in a tub of your partners shit

wow that alaskan tub birth made me horny!

by ponyjar November 25, 2022

Gurgle Birth

While your baby mama is in the final stages of childbirth, insist she give you a BJ at the same time.

If you can match blast off time with your kid being born...you, fine sir, are a LEGEND.

Baby mama gave me a gurgle birth while having my kid

My baby mama gave me a gurgle birth.

by FarkMeRunning June 30, 2019

Paul Rudd Can Birth The Fidels (Ant-Man)

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Paul Rudd Can Birth The Fidels (Ant-Man)

by Abreathofaversaillian February 28, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Gravel Is Birthed By Abrasions<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Gravel Is Birthed By Abrasions<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Gravel Is Birthed By Abrasions<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Birth big

When a person is thick but you know from their look that they have been like that all of their life...

Damn she thick!, Ethan replies nah she birth big it don't count .

I remember yo sister being wayyy skinnier than that, Ridley replies your slow she birth big she can't get no skinnier😒

by Hxmble October 22, 2017

<.7.9.7.6.>A Birth Name To A Parent Name Change Of Yourself<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>A Birth Name To A Parent Name Change Of Yourself<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>A Birth Name To A Parent Name Change Of Yourself<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025