Wii U

Nintendo's iPad ripoff which will unfortunately be massively overshadowed by Microsoft and Sony at next year's E3. Only one of the ZOMFGAMAZING controllers is usable at a time, which means your "friends" are stuck with remote controls, presumably to change the channel to some stupid shit like Jersey Shore. But Nintendo came prepared, now you can be a solitary antisocial dickhead while your rock-brained friends fawn over Snooki's buxom.

Oh yeah, and the touch screen is resistive, no multitouch. Which means you have to jab it with an ice pick.

Whoops, I just dropped the Wii U controller! Time to phone up Indian Call Centers for a $600 replacement...

by Wii U Will Suck June 10, 2011

wii-tard

a dumb ass nintendo fan-boy nerd who likes the nintendo wii. Actually anybody who likes the nintendo wii is a Wii-tard. The only good game for it is the new zelda and you can get it for gamecube so why the fuck would anybody waste their mony because the rest of the games are dog-shit.

"Get an X-box 360 Chris Choen you fat nerdish blob who plays the violin, fuckin wii-tard"

by Colin Fields December 23, 2006

Nintendo Wii

An "all right" console. THe motion sensors and capabilities are crap though, and doesnt have many "adult" type games. A console for kids.
I hate it untill super smash bros brawl comes out then ill enjoy playing with a wii (haha)

Nintendo Wii is ok

by somedudeinmaryland01 May 12, 2007

Wii-Tard

Any person who cannot, no matter how hard they try, get the hang of using a Wii.

"Sally's such a wii-tard, she can't even do the will bowl without f*cking up and hitting the A button everytime!"

by Absolut Ang March 12, 2009

have a wii

mick take of the famous nintendo console

Bill: Hey, i got a wii!
Ben: I had one on the floor...
Bill: How dare you have a wii on the floor!

by Tits Magee! April 26, 2008

Wii-nerize

1: To produce a shovel ware game for the Nintendo Wii.

2: To produce a inferior version of an existing game for the Wii, in comparison with the same game released on other consoles.

"Did you play Madden 09?"
"No, the Madden 09' for the Wii was Wii-nerized"

by HomeLess Vagrant March 17, 2009

Wii-tard

the vapid creature one becomes after the lack of sleep from playing Nintendo Wii into the early morning hours.

Man, Nick's been bowling since we got home. He's such a Wii-tard.

by Aydrianne May 26, 2007