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v-cel

n.

A voluntarily involuntary celibate is a cross between a voluntary celibate (vocel or volcel) who makes a personal or religious choice to be celibate and an involuntary celibate (incel) who is celibate due to having physical characteristics and/or personality traits that repel females.

Despite their shared experience of being celibate due to rejection by females, the incel and v-cel develop contrasting psychologies and views of women.

Typical Motives and Thought Patterns:

incel: narcissistic personality disorder
v-cel: masochistic inferiority complex

incel: Girls reject me cause they're flawed.
v-cel: Girls reject me cause I'm flawed.

incel: I am superior to my romantic rivals.
v-cel: I am inferior to my romantic rivals.

incel: I am entitled to sex.
v-cel: I am unworthy of sex.

incel: My (average size) dick is big and thick.
v-cel: My (average size) prick is tiny and gross.

incel: Women are stupid whores.
v-cel: Women are infallible goddesses.

incel: Females should submit to my wishes.
v-cel: I should submit to any female's wishes.

incel: Being nice to bitches makes you a SIMP.
v-cel: I put all pussy on a pedestal.

incel: Being in the friend zone is living hell.
v-cel: Getting friendzoned would be heavenly.

incel: I don't care about some cunt's problems.
v-cel: I'd love to be her emotional tampon.
I realized I was a v-cel after a I got kicked out of an incel forum for always complimenting the girls doing the rejecting and criticizing the guy getting rejected even when he was me.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 7, 2021
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Sand in the V

A phrase denoting an angry, crabby, grumpy female; The letter "V" denotes "vagina".
Barry "What's wrong with her today, she on the rag or something?"

Joe "Who knows, she's always got sand in her V.
by Neo June 15, 2003
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v-preg

any girl who is very pregnant, not bright, unhygenic and doesnt really know or understand how they got pregnant.
that girl is so v-preg, i asked her if she used contracepetion and she said 'i don't know cuz we did it in the dark'
by geex3 May 26, 2009
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v-hopper

"V" is short for vehicle, as in an car or truck. v-hopper is a person that hops in & out of vehicles for reasons undisclosed.
thats the 3ed car i seen her get into today, i think she a v-hopper.

if you aint got no can she aint gone talk to you, she a v-hopper
by imsobobby July 12, 2010
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V-sponse

A video response uploaded by a user. The v-sponse is most commonly used in response to a another video but may also be in response to another v-sponse. Many v-sponses can be strung together to form a greater video conversation.
John's v-sponse that Britney Spears video was dope.
by zencat December 9, 2007
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v-sponse

also known as vsponse. A video response commonly uploaded by a user and/or viewers to another video on a media platform. A v-sponse is typically user generated, and once uploaded, appears in close vicinity to the video to which it responds.
If you feel so strongly about that speech you saw online, then film a v-sponse and upload your video in response to it!
by zencat December 14, 2007
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Flamming V

When ingaged in vaginal sex the man cracks a bottle of hot sause in the womans pune.
so im doin her in the butt and i reach around and give her a flamming v. it was awesome
by jjonas March 11, 2009
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