a big pile of poo in a urinal

Usually means when there's a pile of poo in a urinal.

I needed to take a piss but there was a big pile of poo in a urinal, so I used the sinks

by Monkeygrease September 3, 2005

a big pile of poo in a urinal

Professional incompetence or dishonesty.

George W. Bush's foreign policy is just a big pile of poo in a urinal

by mustapha hamshandi March 31, 2007

Fairy dust and unicorn urine

( according to Sen John Kennedy of Louisiana: what we, sarcastically speaking, can replace gas with if we permanently get rid of oil and natural gas- well without thinking about the consequences of such an action comme du monde

Senator Kennedy: If something akin to the colonial pipeline attack is repeated, what will we replace gas with? Fairy dust and unicorn urine?

by Sexydimma May 27, 2021

a big pile of poo in a urinal

When a particular female, is either engaged in a relationship or is otherwise unavailable to those who would like to 'tap that ho'

Guy 1: Man i wanna 'tap that ho' but shes being a big pile of poo in a urinal...i wanna use it but i can't.
Guy 2: aww man that sucks mad balls, i just use the sink.

by maria hernandez November 30, 2007

maple syrup urine disease

So like basically when ur pee smells like maple syrup. Kinda cool ig. Does it also taste like maple syrup?

Person1: you why tf does it smell like maypole syrup.😈
Person2: I plead the 5th
Person1: oh ok. Thought u had maple syrup urine disease for a second.
Person2: why would u assume such outrages assumption! (Blushes nervously)

by Alister the great January 27, 2022

High Velocity Urine HVU

When a dude take a piss with so much force it creates a splash-back, and spray pattern on the walls, toilet paper, and dislodges crap-spackle. Can be accompanied by an escapee or sharts.

My High Velocity Urine HVU was so strong I took out the crap-spackle that was stuck under the toilet rim from three weeks ago.

by SuperProcrastina June 26, 2013

running water urine draw

when running water commands your body to pee

i was washing dishes and gotted me the running water urine draw

me was running for the "terlit" after i got me the running water urine draw

by michael foolsley January 8, 2010