sloth texter

Someone who takes forever to text back

I hate texting jody he is such a sloth texter

by Kk that girl March 2, 2017

Sloth

A sloth is used to describe someone who is very kind, chill, and doesn't give a damn about what other people say. These types of people are very friendly, and are know for their special ability to see the good in even the most bleak situations.

"Dude... Jerry is a very kind Sloth!"

"How do you know?"

"He gets bullied everyday, and yet he's always chill and understanding. He'll, he makes the best pizza rolls I ever had."

"Huh... Magnificent Sloth..."

by Softestsloth420 June 22, 2025

sloth rag

When you mop your bloody Mary up and wring it back into your glass.

Tdog never had a bloody Mary just sloth rags, so he could always serve himself

by Zeke_89 May 14, 2018

sloth bear syndrome

A sense of perceiving everything and everyone as a threat no matter how friendly or diplomatic they seem, this is obviously taken from an attribute of a sloth bear; where it considers any animal a threat due to the past experiences of being hunted often

(This example is mimicking Escape from tarkov since I can't think of better examples)

PMC 1 : That player scav spots me from a mile away and starts shooting I didn't even try to look like a threat!
PMC 2 : They probably have sloth bear syndrome from being attacked too much by other player scavs

by Cursed_Spoon May 3, 2023

Takin the sloth to the aquarium

When she takes a cum load in her mouth and angrily spits it back into your asshole!

Wow, when I came in her mouth I quickly realized she was either snowballin me or she was takin the sloth to the aquarium; and you know what...it was the latter!

by Whosthematter April 3, 2020

Sea Sloth

a person composed of despicable qualities.

Good luck in getting that sea sloth to come with us. He hasn't cleaned his room in weeks.

by Albert Gonzalez August 22, 2008

sloth hugger

worships sloth

man you are a sloth hugger

by mr.fiercefierce October 30, 2018