When your shaft is soft and tangles into a knot like earphones that were shoved into a back pocket. Another case is when the garden hose has a kink in it and makes that hissing sound when you turn on the water.
First thing this morning I went to take a piss, it was a bit of a struggle with my 16 inch pretzel snake.
by 5ft6 April 06, 2021
The crusty Kimberly dust that is found firmly impregnated in the salty nose residue that is blown out onto a Gibb River Road tissue.
"This Gibb River Pretzel is slightly different in both taste and texture to the Nullabor oysters that I'm used to!"
by Haniel Docking June 19, 2021
Joe: I can't believe you had sex with her while she had a yeast infection.
Marc: I know, but I totally gave her a cheesy pretzel right after too.
Marc: I know, but I totally gave her a cheesy pretzel right after too.
by biggie fries May 11, 2014
by wet pretzel April 28, 2022
Putting ones penis(stolen) into a German vomans vagina(pretzel) and thrusting vigorously until orgasm.
Ryan: Did you do some pretzel twisting last night with that chick?
Alex: Three times last night and once this morning, I'm a pretzel twisting machine.
Oh, pretzel twisting is wunderbar, Ja?
Ja.
Alex: Three times last night and once this morning, I'm a pretzel twisting machine.
Oh, pretzel twisting is wunderbar, Ja?
Ja.
by Fuzzy_R January 01, 2011
catching pretzels in your mouth as a competition, to win you must have the most caught or catch a double pretzel. fun game to play at parties!
by danis December 14, 2014
hey man, wanna have a pretzel fight with the bros?
sorry bro, no twisting for me I just got circumcised
sorry bro, no twisting for me I just got circumcised
by slay.xyr December 19, 2021