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Pretzel-crossed

Verb; The action of someone sitting criss-crossed apple sauce (A shorter word for it)
"She was sitting pretzel-crossed on the floor"
by R0adk!LL June 22, 2022
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Pumpernickel Pretzel

When your poop is really long and you shape it into a neat pretzel
Damn homie I even gave her my pumpernickel pretzel and she STILL cheated on me”
by anonymous August 26, 2022
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toilet pretzel

When your stomach is upset and you shit a log in the toilet in the shape of a pretzel.
My guy, can you pull over at that gas station. I gotta make a toilet pretzel.
by Colonel musterd September 4, 2022
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damp pretzel

dude did you hear david is a damp pretzel
by wet pretzel April 28, 2022
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Wetzels Pretzels

A pretzel shop in Kissimmee where you can confidently send your GF without worrying about her being impaled
Lasting: Yo nade why u so upset
Nadexe: My girl got her hairy ass fucked at Wetzels Pretzels
by NadexeyBoa September 14, 2022
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Pretzel bros

While having I want intercourse I want to come in with three or more people and the tips of two males penises accidentally touch and her intertwine hence the formation of the pretzel
Oh no did our dicks just touch I think we might be pretzel Brose
by Klcook May 30, 2022
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pretzel fight

six men intertwining their penises
hey man, wanna have a pretzel fight with the bros?

sorry bro, no twisting for me I just got circumcised
by slay.xyr December 18, 2021
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